May 2012
24 posts
“Touch it, dude!”
– Barack Obama, instructing a 5-year-old to touch his hair. The child had asked “if my hair is just like yours.” (via officialssay)
“It is hard to keep 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow long enough to get a bill passed.”
– House Speaker John Boehner on the Republican caucus. (via officialssay)
“Either way, people and stegosaurs were living at the same time.”
– Minnesota congressional candidate Allen Quist, in his online curriculum supplement for K-12 educators, on “the only reasonable explanation” for stegosaurus carvings in ancient art. (via officialssay)
http://laughingsquid.com/linx-a-drinking-straw-cons... →
“I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But...”
– Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.” (via officialssay)
Yeah, what a tongue-twister.
11 Obscure Regional Phrases We All Should Start...
nevver:
1. Stew the Dishrag 2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch 3. Vomiting One’s Toenails 4. On the Carpet 5. Sonofabitch Stew 6. Democrat Hound 7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight 9. Buck Beer 10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole 11. Whoopity Scoot [Definitions here]
