May 2012
24 posts
“Touch it, dude!”
– Barack Obama, instructing a 5-year-old to touch his hair. The child had asked “if my hair is just like yours.” (via officialssay)
May 25th
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“It is hard to keep 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow long enough to get a bill passed.”
– House Speaker John Boehner on the Republican caucus.  (via officialssay)
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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“Either way, people and stegosaurs were living at the same time.”
– Minnesota congressional candidate Allen Quist, in his online curriculum supplement for K-12 educators, on “the only reasonable explanation” for stegosaurus carvings in ancient art. (via officialssay)
May 22nd
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http://laughingsquid.com/linx-a-drinking-straw-cons... →
May 22nd
“I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But...”
– Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.”  (via officialssay) Yeah, what a tongue-twister.
May 22nd
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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11 Obscure Regional Phrases We All Should Start...
nevver:   1. Stew the Dishrag   2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch   3. Vomiting One’s Toenails   4. On the Carpet   5. Sonofabitch Stew   6. Democrat Hound   7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight   9. Buck Beer   10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole   11. Whoopity Scoot [Definitions here]
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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April 2012
5 posts
Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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March 2012
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Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via almcqueen)
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Mar 3rd
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Why Anti-Authoritarians are Diagnosed as Mentally... →
claytoncubitt: “Gaining acceptance into graduate school or medical school and achieving a PhD or MD and becoming a psychologist or psychiatrist means jumping through many hoops, all of which require much behavioral and attentional compliance to authorities, even to those authorities that one lacks respect for. The selection and socialization of mental health professionals tends to breed out many...
Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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February 2012
29 posts
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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