"Touch it, dude!"
— Barack Obama, instructing a 5-year-old to touch his hair. The child had asked “if my hair is just like yours.” (via officialssay)
"It is hard to keep 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow long enough to get a bill passed."
— House Speaker John Boehner on the Republican caucus. (via officialssay)
"Either way, people and stegosaurs were living at the same time."
— Minnesota congressional candidate Allen Quist, in his online curriculum supplement for K-12 educators, on “the only reasonable explanation” for stegosaurus carvings in ancient art. (via officialssay)
"I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But I do know this, that in his heart, he’s not an American. He’s just not an American."
Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.” (via officialssay)
Yeah, what a tongue-twister.
11 Obscure Regional Phrases We All Should Start Using
1. Stew the Dishrag
2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch
3. Vomiting One’s Toenails
4. On the Carpet
5. Sonofabitch Stew
6. Democrat Hound
7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight
9. Buck Beer
10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole
11. Whoopity Scoot