— Barack Obama, instructing a 5-year-old to touch his hair. The child had asked “if my hair is just like yours.” (via officialssay)
— House Speaker John Boehner on the Republican caucus. (via officialssay)
The girl with the Mickey Mouse tattoo. Piece one out of a series of artworks based off of tattoos I will be getting.
Art via:http://draw-the-line.tumblr.com/
— Minnesota congressional candidate Allen Quist, in his online curriculum supplement for K-12 educators, on “the only reasonable explanation” for stegosaurus carvings in ancient art. (via officialssay)
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Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.” (via officialssay)
Yeah, what a tongue-twister.
1. Stew the Dishrag
2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch
3. Vomiting One’s Toenails
4. On the Carpet
5. Sonofabitch Stew
6. Democrat Hound
7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight
9. Buck Beer
10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole
11. Whoopity Scoot
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“Touch it, dude!”— Barack Obama, instructing a 5-year-old to touch his hair. The child had asked “if my hair is just like yours.”
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“It is hard to keep 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow long enough to get a bill passed.”— House Speaker John Boehner on the Republican caucus.
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